1. read this website
2. criticize me on how poorly written this website is
3. cut paper
4. go outside with a magnifying glass and maybe some paper. try to create fire.
5.press random buttons on the phone then press “call.” either say hello in a funny accent, or just hang up.
6. answer your own phone in a funny accent and deny that you are who you are.
7. take a shower
8. decide to take a bubble bath. walk to CVS, buy a candy bar and some junk, then return. realize you forgot to buy bubble bath. repeat 10 times.
9. on the 11th time, finaly remember to buy bubble bath. but then realize that you spent all your money.
10. return home and realize that you had bubble bath the whole time.
11. watch Handy Manny, on playhouse disney. it’s on at 9:00 am on weekdays.
12. search “speller421″ on youtube. then watch all my videos and laugh at how pathetic they are. leave comments telling me just how horrible they are.
13. play with LEGOs. if you don’t have LEGOs, go to www.lego.com. then tell them to thank me for free advertising.
14. search for kids’ word searches on google
15. swear at smarterchild and try to get him to leave
16.make an account on clubpenguin.
17. go on clubpenguin and say a swear.
18. download a hypercam and tape yourself doing boring stuff online. then put it on youtube
19. find a really manly guy and dress him up like a girl
20. put your boy/girl on youtube
21. *note: this only works if you have tivo/on demand* watch the same episode of a TV show over and over again until the sound of it makes you feel like jumping off a cliff (this is really fun. I’ve tried it before.)
22. try to stop your hamsters from killing themselves
23. oh ya, back to #21: if you don’t have tivo, try to convince your parents to buy it. if you’re an adult, try to convince your husband/wife to buy it. if you are a single adult, try to convince yourself to buy it.
24.sleep
25. look for hacks or cheats on your favorite game
26. look for the TV remote for 30 minutes. instead of pressing the button on the TV.
27. make your own website about what to do when you’re bored
28. use bad spelling/grammar
29. try to teach yourself to write with your left hand. unless you’re left-handed. then try to teach yourself to write with your right hand.
30. play Tony Hawk Underground 2: World Destruction Tour. purposly fall and watch your character bleed
31.make oragomi.
32. tell me how to correctly spell oragomi, since that’s probably wrong
33. go on aim. get really bored,and start typing quotes from either:
a. the tv show you’re watching
or
b. stupid things the computer tells you when the internet isn’t working
34.go to www.nike.com and custimize your own shoes that you cant buy
35. leave comments of other stuff to do when you’re bored. if i like them, I’ll add them to this list.
36. write a book. very poorly.
37. go to imJBD.wordpress.com
38. go to plaster fun time! (where kids do it their way!)
39. go to my other blog, lizaproofedblog.wordpress.com
40. try to pronounce this: AFEHGUISJOPOEHUDIBUWENTYLOPRAFOOZCLEMARETENOWAQUETLOPEOCLEO
PARTIYELMANOOSA!
41. run around town with a blindfold on. try not to run into anything. including the middle of the street.
42. go to http://www.rinkworks.com/said/
43. go to the moooooovieeeeees
44. K’NEX!!!!
45. watch a really stupid movie, solely for the purpose of making fun of it. may i recommend HSM3?
46. hum a song
47. play the sims 2
48. pretend to have spidey-powers. then try to climb on the ceiling (and DON’T blame me for your hospitalization)
49. MAKE UR OWN BLOG!
50. buy one of those awesome fans that has these little lights so when it spins around there are like little designs it looks like. then attatch it to your bed frame and sit there staring at it for an hour or so. you might get cold, but it’s REALLY fun!
51. count to 51
52. call up a random number, say “hello? i think you have the wrong number” and hang up. (that’s one of my two life-long as of this year ddreams. the other is to pull the fire alarm at my school.)
53. go on AIM and hum (AKA type hm HM hm hm… etc.) and tell your friend to try to guess what song it was
54. be on the phone with your friend. yell, and the places where you WOULD swear, don’t say anything and instead press a button on the phone. it makes a beep, like it’s being censored out! SO FUN!
56. i just skipped 55
55. count to 55- in SPANISH!
56 (again) (aka 58). play with your pets. and feed them if theyre hungry. and buy some if you don’t have any.
57. count how many words are in this blog so far
58. during an akward silence, shout out either ‘MOOO!’ ‘QUACK!’ or ‘OYSTERS!!!’
59. start your own blog
60. post on your blog random randomness- that’s what i’ve been doing lately.
61. FACEBOOK
62. bake a cake, then go up to you second floor of your house to a window and wait for someone to walk by. then they do, drop the cake on it. dont bake the cake all the way through for extra fun!
63. facepaint yourself to look like an idiot, then go out somewhere REALLY fancy and act like you can’t figure out why everyone is staring at you. act all self-concious, saying “do i have a pimple?” “didi put on too much make-up?” and so on